A ripsnort and ein stein of Budweiser Bier to our first…

international follower,

our friend, Gunther,

all-round good guy,

artguy and linguistic colleague

from Mellinghausen, Germany

who was kind enough to send along the following…

What is the question?

To toot or not to toot…

that is the question!

So, Gunther,

right back at you,

“Prost!”

to you and the entire family.

We hope to see you soon!

So, some of you have asked…

“What the hell is going on here…???”
“What is this all about….???”
“Is this a voice of reason……???
or just another spout???

To clear the air…
it’s a pout,
it’s a sprout,
it’s a blast of what’s called…
reasonable doubt.

Its about the so-so.

The political.

It’s about culture.

It’s about messages
and
messages mixed.

It’s about the new words

of the new

paranormal…

words…
paragraphed into the uncharted, paraphrased onto the ground.
words…
paralegaled into submission and parabled out of grand hope.
words…
parasited with lack of involvement and paratroopered off into war.

and
words…
Paradised into everything Vegas, paradoxed with prescription health care.

I’m just so paralyzed.
Paralyzed with paraphernalia,
I’m paranoid of the new paradigm,
paramoured by the unwanted…

and paramounted… oh you know…
it just seems so wrong.

So wrong in fact,
that sometimes I want to cower in the corner…
and